Going to see my cousin Nathan. He is officially in California and I’m beyond excited. Plus it’s my cousin’s baptism so I get to dress up a bit!

Going to see my cousin Nathan. He is officially in California and I’m beyond excited. Plus it’s my cousin’s baptism so I get to dress up a bit!
Anonymous asked: you're such a mean, horrible person
Really? Because a lot of people on here say I’m nice. And the people at school say I’m extremely nice. And my close friends say I’m TOO nice.
Everyone is so pretty. And then there’s me. Honestly. It just sucks.
a song has never encompassed such a feeling
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Anonymous asked: maybe your dad doesn't care, buticarealotokay?
Anonymous asked: i care
Today my dad told me no one cares about my eating disorder and I’m basically a person who wastes money on doctors who don’t care either.
I mean, I would write exactly what it said, but it’s fine. It doesn’t bother me.
This is me spending time with my family. I’m in my room and they’re downstairs.
I’m totally kidding, but my house is full of family and I’ve been driving them around all day, so I guess I should go back downstairs and be ~entertaining~ meaning that I will ‘listen’ to them while I tune them out and have the internet interest me. (i am kidding about that too, i love my family).
Jason: I need a roommate
Me: well I’m complain a lot
Jason: just to break it to you, I won’t listen. Plus I’m never home.
Me: oh, just like my parents
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